Presh opp da boat
January 15, 2006
Why do we make fun of fobs? Thanks to my parents who were fresh off the boat I eat baby ducks, love old people, and get to visit the Philippines once every 20 years. I’ll tell you this though, fobs are still funny. I mean damn, ders sampting abowt da pilipino aksent dat makes me lap. So go ahead, laugh at them and make them cry.
But seriously, I think we should try to learn some basic Tagalog words so our fellow pinoys can tease us back. Here, i’ll start you off:
(Tagalog greetings)
Tae: hello.
Kantot: nice hat.
Putang ina mo: goodbye.
(Bisaya greetings)
Pisting yawa: I like you.
Bilat: cat.
Ti-ti: dog.
Now go out there and affreciate your pabness!
