You’re a dog-eating snake

I was reminiscing on iphoto again and found photos of a python who was fed dogs and cats. Welp, that’s it with that.

But if someone calls you a “dog-eating Filipino” your response should depend on your opinion. If you’re an informed dog-lover, you respond with a clarifying, educational lecture on the background and misconceptions of dog-eating in Asia. If you’re just an angry person, you respond with a jump kick to the lip.

Some French eat snails, some West Africans eat termites, some Asians eat dog, and I eat chicken feet. Who cares? These are delicacies enjoyed by people who grew up on certain dishes, not because they have weird fetishes, worship the devil, and eat each other. As long as you don’t take a sip of my sea-monkey water, I won’t eat you myself. Maybe.

I haven’t had dog but my uncle has a plate once and a while at my family’s disgust. Then again the final product doesn’t look too bad either. Here, try some Th?t chó. (Westerners and dog-lovers, click at your own risk.)

Oh wise one, SPEAK...