Tagay means “HOY, pour me some of that Red Horse beer or i’ll akdjf lsdkhjg” in Tagalog. It’s also a magic word that, when said, makes depressed people smile and drunk people sober, ready for another swig of Red Horse or San Miguel beer. In the Philippines, I connect myself to an IV full of… Read more.

Because im materialistic yet poor, I like sporting brand name clothes at the cheapest price. Stores in the U.S like Ross, Marshalls, and thrift stores have always provided a nice home for my weekly paycheck. I thought my life was complete until I spent 1/8th of my paycheck at the Greenhills shopping center on two… Read more.

Just when you think malls can’t get any bigger in the Philippines all of a sudden an even bigger mall pops out of nowhere. But this mall isn’t just any other mall, it’s the… MALL OF ASIA. This mall has merry-go-rounds, ice skating rinks, and hot girls. Oh yeah, and stores. My favorite place in… Read more.

Welp, im now darker and fatter thanks to our three week vacation back home in Bohol, PI. And it was worth every pound and sunburnt skin flake. I’ll be back to post once I shake off my retarded-ass jetlag. And sunburnt skin flakes.