My ex-lover Natalie (you might have seen her in “Star Wars” or my fantasies) has changed so much since we last met. She used to be so nice and smelled like babies and dew drop sounds. Now it seems she has taken a darker path, now that we’ve broken up. Her parents never really approved… Read more.
Remember that movie “The Elf” starring Will Farrell and some other short people? (Sorry, “little people.”). Well, I was in that movie. I played one of the shorter, browner, uglier elves making toys for the Philippine shipment. Unfortunately they cut me out mid-way through filming because my “raccoon scene” got a little bit out of… Read more.
‘Tis the season to be jolly. But who said you had to spend Christmas sipping super-hot cocoa while skiing with friends? Why not sip an ice cold beer while waterskiing off a white-sand beach? Because its just as dangerous. If I had things my way, instead of gathering around an open fire and Christmas trees,… Read more.
These are the writings of Filipeanut. Sometimes he makes art, photos, and music. He likes tilapia head. More.
