Insects in the Philippines are twice the size of insects in America. But you should see the rabbits. They’re huge, pink, and make great rabbit adobo. Growing up I wished I could be a super hero like Batman or She-ra. Instead I grew up to be Pink-rabbit-man. It’s worth it though, being able to hop… Read more.

No one eats at a buffet just to hang out or to visit the aquarium fish. Buffet customers come to commit the sin of gluttony. Anytime you break any one of the following rules of buffet-eating an angel doesn’t get his wings and a kitten dies. 1) Preparation. Be sure your last meal was small… Read more.

There is a restaurant in San Francisco called Asia SF where you can enjoy both Asian fusion and gender fusion. They might as well call it “Pinay SF” because most of the “guyls” are super fabulous Filipinos/nas. I swear, some of the guys in there have better bodies than women I normally see, like at… Read more.

Two pinays will be in this year’s Miss Universe pageant. One of course from the Philippines, Ms. Anna Theresa Licaros (left), and one representing Norway, Ms. Kirby Ann Basken (right). I wish there was a Mister Universe pageant where the guy who wins would be me and i’d have to marry Miss Universe because we’d… Read more.

The MYX music channel folks from the Philippines held a party in San Francisco last night and got people drunk. All I can say is that there were some hot bebots there (ladies) and I guess a few hot guys, but then again im bad with determining whether a guy is hot or not. Unless… Read more.

Inihaw na Pusit means Jessica Alba on a plate in Tagalog. Or grilled squid, depending on what part of “damn beautiful and delicious” you don’t understand.

I guess this is what they mean by “Asian fusion.” Bangus, salted duck egg, diced tomatoes, onions and rice, thrown in a roll of seaweed and then fried. They call it “Bangus Maki.” Why didn’t they call it Bangushi? I don’t know.

There are 2 restaurants in America that serve a Filipino breakfast for $2.95 and both of them are on the same street and run by Chinese people. Which doesn’t surprise me because the best Chinese food I had were by Mexicans. One of them is called “Superstar” and the other is called “Gateway Kitchen.” There… Read more.

Hello and welcome to “bisaya for beginners, from a beginner.” Come with me as we learn a language spoken by everyone south of Manila’s pollution clouds. Now we will move on to complete phrases. Today’s phrase is “pag bantay” (pag bun-tai). Pedestrian: Sha, la, la, la, in the morning… *whistle… Driver: Pag bantay! Thank you… Read more.