Hi kids! Im Kuya Filipeanut. Well, today we will learn all about anagrams. An anagram is a word that makes another word when you mix up the letters. For example, when you mix up the letters in the word "eat", you can make the word "tae!" That's right kids, this is a bilingual show!

Top 5 anagrams for "Filipeanut":
5) I, flu pantie
4) A fine tulip
3) A flute in PI
2) Futile pain
1) Nut, if I leap

Thank you and tune in next time when we learn about the word "jer-jer."

I was having a debate about the Iran-Contra scandal with my 4 year old niece the other day when I realized that I was having a debate about the Iran-Contra scandal with my 4 year old niece.

What went wrong with me as I was growing up? Why come me not smart like these kids with their smartnesity? The only solution was to create a list of things I would tell my 4 year old self if I had the chance to go back in time and slap him.

1) Learn how to spell the word "definitely" early. You'll need it for future essays and blog posts you'll write.
2) In the 2nd grade, you'll meet your first Spanish-speaking friend. Don't tell her that she speaks Mexican like you know what the hell you're talking about. First off, she's from El Salvador you freaking idiot.
3) In the 3rd grade you'll have a crush on a girl named Charity. She doesn't live up to her name, so don't be afraid to holler at her. Make fun of her to show how much you care.
4) Try your best not to follow the crowd from middle school to your sophomore year in high school. By your junior year, kids will start to mature and you'll be accepted as the idiot you always were.
5) In 2005, you'll start a blog called Filipeanut.com. Instead of that, invest in a company called Google.

Very impressive. Unless of course I find myself in an embankment, texting the hell out of that number.

I hate you mahjong. Thanks to you I can't walk the streets without trying to pong someone's twin sister. For years i've watched my aunts and uncles play your evil, devil, game, betting their precious dollars away as your tiles stood erect, facing them with their white faces and Chinese characters I did not understand, but yet called to me as if they were inanimate mahjong tiles calling me.

And because of my curiosity, this cat has not only been killed, it has been resurrected into a Mahjong-playing cat. And now the younger ones in our family are addicted to your ambrosia of squareness, why? Why? They're so young! Take me instead, take me.

« September 2007 | Balik sa homefage | November 2007 »