Halloween sucks when your costume ends up looking like something entirely different. I was SUPPOSED to be a "doctor with blood on his lab coat." But I ended up looking like a "wannabe metrosexual doll house painter." Realistic fake blood my ass.
Great, we just turned into our parents. You can't see it but we are sitting on commodes. The other dark guy, with the glasses, is calling in sick for the 5th day.
