May 2009

Yo mama…

May 29, 2009

…makes some really good chicken! Be sure to try Camote Ugly’s pancit cantot-tan! (via Tristan via YepYep.)

It’s Elbis! Salamat very much.

May 27, 2009

See? He isn’t dead, I told you! He moved to Bohol! And its official, i’ll be in the Philippines to visit mama from July 6 to August 4! Plane tickets at Hawaiian Airlines and Japan Airlines are going for $850 dollars round-trip San Francisco to Manila. Buy now! If you’re wondering where to go in… Read more.

Alec Baldwin made a boo boo!

May 20, 2009

Alec Baldwin joked during his David Letterman interview last week that he was “thinking about getting a Filipino mail-order bride at this point … or a Russian one.” While the Russians were drinking vodka, Filipinos in the Philippines watching Letterman’s Late Show during mid-day merienda (snack time) were appalled. Philippine Senator Ramon Revilla responded by… Read more.

“Chicken a la Carte”

May 13, 2009

By Ferdinand Dimadura

Hate spam email? What if…

May 12, 2009

What if, instead of emails of false promises and references to penises, spam emails magically became Spam, the meat in a can? Would Spam inboxes have new options in addition to “empty”? Like “slice” or “with eggs?” Would a new Swine Flu emerge in smaller countries called obesity? Would Nigeria become the most powerful country… Read more.

Mother’s Day wishes

May 8, 2009

I wish I could sing like Charice Pinkflamingo so I could sing on the Ellen/Oprah show and give my mama millions of dollars so she can have more diamond-encrusted sandals than Imelda Marcos. I would then form a Philippine political party/singing choir called the “Totally Awesome Egalitarians” or TAE*. Not only would they sing to… Read more.

Mmmm, fist and chips!

May 5, 2009

(Photo: Associated Press) In a way, Manny could be among the most popular overseas Filipino workers in Philippine history, leading a diaspora of workers bringing home the bacon for families and loved ones. And at the end of each fight, like all workers all over the world, Manny always returns home. Speaking of bacon, it… Read more.