To boldly go where no Filipino wants to go. Bro.

Damnit Jim, chicken-nut-bread anymore!

I remember one Star Trek episode where Captain William Shatner had to find Spock’s brain on a planet full of scantily-clad women who enslaved their men for hard-labor and sex.

I am Pinock. Peace be with you. And also with you. Amen.

No, the image above is far more creepier than the episode.

(Photo sources: “Sore Trek”, Besighyawn. “Pinock”, Google.)

Oh wise one, SPEAK...